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can’t wait for the “Two Things You Need on Your Next Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich” slideshow

Ugh- the lengths some women will go to so they don’t have to work. Puke. Also, good luck to her, the chances of her baby having birth defects are significantly higher because the father is that old. 

The couple that wears white heels together, stays together. 

I find it odd that both he and Trump’s wives cosplay Jackie O. Remind me, was she the wife of a GPQ president?

Disney Corp has more highly paid, competent lawyers than Meatball Ron has had hot meals.

This. I was trying to think of all the wives of governors who have been on national magazine covers and came up with a grand total of zilch. Unless they were already famous like Maria Shriver or someone of that ilk.

So he’d rather they get treated the way Michelle Obama got treated? As in, right wing dipshits claiming she has a penis and getting attacked for daring to suggest children have healthier options for school lunch?

Wallmart Barbie with schelack for make up on the cover of Vogue.  No thanks.

If you want me to watch rich assholes they need to ride dragons or build railroads in the old west or something. They can’t be our assholes. I don’t need Kendall Roy when Trump Jr exists. I already know these people and reality has already made me tired of hearing about them.

Are you suggesting that those are actually four different people?

e) all of the above

2 terrible people being terrible to each other. That said, looking over at “GOP Josh” twitter handle shows he’s about a few hundred tweets away from blaming the girls at his school as the reason he can’t get a date. The grievance is strong in that one.

Waiting for all those people screaming about the criminalization of free speech to come to this womans defense for being punished for doing something she is legally allowed to do.

Indpls here. Todd Rokita is a piece of shit, and almost as hated here as Pence was. This was nothing but politics and Rokita’s attempt to win favor with the the ultra right wing base as he plans to run for Governor.

Republicans pass a vague-ass law that says that schools are liable for anything “woke.” And the schools are running on a shoestring budget so they don’t have the resources to fight what is clearly a violation of the 1st Amendment. Rinse, repeat.

“Is not educational and have indirectly hate messages” (messages looks like “massages”) - that sounds very illiterate. The irony of someone who cannot read trying to get books banned for everyone, and not just their child. FL is such a hell state. A co-worker of mine just moved his family down there from MN, and he

I think perhaps the most chilling part of this comes from the Norfolk Daily News link (included above), and the shifts in terms and age (emphasis mine):

i wonder if him and fellow SC senatorial bachelor lindsey graham have ever explored each others bodies

FUCK HER, and fuck the Dems that shielded her.  She wouldn’t have done it for them, and we all know it.  

I hope Slama miscarries and has to go elsewhere for medical treatment she just denied every other woman in the state of Nebraska. Just like the former sex worker Boebert: “Abortions for me! But not for thee! Teeheehee”