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You’re talking about it like there’s only one variety of basil, like Italian and Thai are the same thing. Even in Thai basils there are many varieties, different flavor profiles and uses. I’ve never once in my life thought Thai basil overwhelmed a dish even where it’s treated as an almost vegetal component. 

Meh, plenty of people say they "went to Europe" despite Europe being comprised of many countries.

If it did taste like thai basil, I’d be down.

That’s certainly one way to frame your violent attack on a homeless Black man who was begging for help.

Oh , snap. I’m stealing that.

“at New York’s Hard Rock Hotel (which I didn’t even know New York had!).”

Minor headline correction. The figurehead goes on the bow. The helm is where you steer the ship.

Better keep that sculptor on a monthly retainer as the lip injections shrink and grow, Jeff.

It sucks that she was sex-shamed out of a job. However, I have a bit of a contention with her saying that she never said anything inappropriate, because (and maybe this makes me a prude) I don’t think it’s appropriate to talk about a partner’s body (ie, Bill Hader having a big dick) unless you explicitly have their

The Smiths had one of the most underrated rhythm sections ever. All of the attention went to Marr (not without reason, he was one of the best guitarists to come out of the 80's), but without Rouke and Joyce, I don’t know whether those songs would have been nearly as good.

Why the fuck are they capitulating to Marco-fucking-Rubio? He doesn’t live in Los Angeles, he doesn’t operate in any official capacity in Los Angeles, he has no power of any kind in Los Angeles.

....all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process.”

This is what I’m talking about when I say they don’t deserve an iota of privacy. Oh, so YOUR family is going through “something” and deserves privacy to work thru it, but forget about privacy for the families who lost loved ones to gun violence

Guns and alcohol? Why do I think this was before lunch?

Party of family values, eh?

The tanks and guns must be in the King Ricky Bobby translation of the Bible.

I mean, in a way he’s not wrong. I personally would love it if more men in this country acted like Jesus - respecting women, discouraging violence, openly weeping when they’re sad, and standing up for marginalized people - but that ain’t what these people mean when they say read the Bible.

In fairness, Hawley may be a “self-appointed manhood expert” but I have no trouble believing he’s the guy in the locker room obviously investigating it

An “apartment in the country”, eh?

I’m guessing the country is just expecting to get a quick buck out of the two as opposed to actually intending to do anything about them. They are for-sure bouncing

The court said based on the alleged crypto crooks “personal and family circumstances… their property status, as well as the property status of the persons who provide bail,” the $436,000 bail is enough to keep them from running…”

Narrator: Obviously, it was not.