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Damone's Five-Point Plan
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Harry’s second book will be whining about how no one in his family will talk to him about anything other weather and sports. Or he will whine again about how his older brother had a bigger bedroom when they were kids. 

So she’s going to be Millie Bobby Brown-Bongiovi? If they name their first child Madonna or Prince they’ll have a good chunk of 80's pop covered.

It’s a matter of time before a woman dies due to being denied abortion services for these situations.

The inconsistent application of this law is a feature and not a bug. It has been sad to see that the winds have shifted from “authoritarianism is bad” to “well, authoritarianism is okay as long as I agree with it”. Inevitably, that will shift to “wait a second, the leopards are eating MY face and I don’t like that,

Stand Your Ground” is basically a “Get out of Jail Free” card for anyone who is a warrior for ultra-conservative MAGA causes. These assholes are even making declarations to their friends that they are basically going hunting for liberal protesters. Same playbook as that Rittenhouse piece of shit. Arm yourself and go

I think these cases show the absurdity of open carry and stand your ground. In this case, I think Perry himself acknowledged that Foster never pointed the gun at him or threatened him, but he wanted to shoot the Foster before he had the chance to do so. Open carry isn’t making a polite society, it’s making a

Whats the point of having money if you can't buy a Supreme Court justice and make him your batch. Imagine the rush...the feeling of power.

Fascism involves ignoring the “intellectuals” that are not under their employ, and pushing narratives to the uninformed, no matter how untrue. The fact there is so much ignorance on how a woman’s body works and the fact that it has supporters from the lower classes who don’t know how a woman’s body works let alone how

I hate fascism. That’s why I have a signed copy of Mein Kampf.

Harlan Crow? Oh come on. You can’t make a better villain name than that. The line between WWII historian and pure Hitler lover is often blurred. BUT anyone who displays his damn artwork is clearly an admirer. There’s no ambiguity there. Disgusting.

At some point, do you think Jezebel will notice that Kim Mulkey is coaching the team and would presumably be invited to the Obamas too?

The same Kim Mulkey who wanted to not test players because she was afraid of positive tests? The same Kim Mulkey who sat on her hands during the ordeal of Brittney Griner? (WHO SHE

This is premised on the idea that Republicans still need popular support to win elections to remain in power.

Guess sidelining the Black Woman behind the Jordan is an interesting way to go?!!

You’re a white dude actively contributing to capitalism. This website is 50% advertisements.

It’s either that, or he’s just an idiot (duh) who thinks that certain nouns are supposed to be in quotes.

When he tried to avoid taking the stand in the Dominion case he claimed the travel would be too much for him and the judge brought up this engagement and the travel associated with the wedding not being too much so he was apparently fine to take the stand.

State House Speaker Cameron Sexton said on a radio show later that day that their actions were “maybe worse” than those of the January 6 insurrectionists. “They were not recognized,” Sexton told reporters on Monday.

I live in Knoxville TN, close to the district Gloria represents. I’ve even helped with her campaigns. She is beloved as one of the only voices for those of us who don't feel represented otherwise. I'm attending the protest in Knoxville today to show my support and I'm calling a list of lawmakers so I can at least say

Thank you Tennessee Republicans for showing the rest of us in the civilized parts of the United States that you are just as awful as we thought you were. I would tell you to go to hell but you are doing a fine job of creating your own.

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent make music for people that know the precise recipe for bathtub meth.