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We sent Martha Stewart to prison for some small-time insider trading. We can surely put this MF away for a while for his many much worse crimes.

Ms. Rinkunas cannot possibly have been born prior to 2000, remember. One would think that some due diligence would have been done prior to posting her thoughts but...no.

Yeah, I never liked Tweety and I never liked the Roadrunner. As a kid I always hoped Sylvester and the Coyote would eat them.

The Regal Beagle was always a place I wanted to hang out when I grew up.

Ahem....

“My first question is if anyone ever asked Barack Obama and John Key if they met because they were of similar age?” Ardern replied

There’s also my personal favourite, City Wok (“Shitty Wok”) from South Park.

That was certainly a list of fictional restaurants.  Be honest, these are just the first ten you could think of, right?

If you’ve got Ralph and Sam at #38, I don’t need to read the rest of the list because it’s trash.

Ralph and Sam > Coyote and Roadrunner imo.

Sam and Ralph #38? This list is invalid. 

Yeah, I grew up in central NY and Ohio might as well have been Iowa from my perspective.

I get it. If I was forced to choose I’d call it Midwest, but it’s so far northeast compared to the rest of what I consider the Midwest, I have a hard time classifying it as that. It’s really just  “the East” to me.

My Mom considers herself an only child even though she also has a much older half-brother from a shared father. Her half-brother was 13-14 when she was born, and he left when she was 3. He never stayed in touch with the family and he is a total stranger to her. I do not believe they ever met again after she was 3

“Died after violently shitting his pants upon hearing the verdict.”

...from a combination of explosive diarrheah, projectivle vomiting, and pants-wetting.

It’s a start, plus if he has to testify, he will surely perjure himself.

Hahahaha.

Most chefs agree the cork thing doesn’t even work for squid. Also I’d never cook with my dog in a bjorn out of fear he’d catch on fire, get burned by some splatter or get dog hair in my food.

Oh Rinna - a reality show just about you? NO ONE wants that.