He gives off big ‘staring at your tits while you talk’ energy

287,021 people in Idaho voted for Joe Biden, can they get medical care? What about the 3.2 million Trump voters in New York, can’t we deny care to them and give it to the blue people in red states?

Coward fucking doctors! Stand the fuck up! One of the reasons abortion became legal in the first place is because doctors defied an unjust law & provided the care that their oath obligates them to deliver.

How long before I get sued for calling Maria Bartiromo a crazy, complicit, election-denying, treasonous cunt?

He truly captured the voice of the affable, below-average-intelligence American rube.

“Alliance Defending Freedom”  LOL

The RRHoF is a reflection of the rock music industry. Most rock artists are male, therefore it will be mostly men being awarded. The Rock Hall really shouldn’t be taken that seriously. So many great artists have been slighted and they are now considering acts like Missy Elliot.

It kind of reads like chatgpt performance art at this point.

Christ, this was needlessly snarky and exhausting. People do not read celebrity memoirs for exquisitely crafted metaphors or a deft turn of phrase. 

While weighing is preferred to volume for measuring flour, I don’t knw that I’ve had a recipe turn out BAD because of it. But I rarely bake, so 1/2 C. flour to coat a veal cutlet vs. 60 grams is meaningless, anyway. As for the other items on the list:

I will pay for her next IV, provided it’s filled with low grade heroin.

Yeah, and when they’re at their swanky Hollywood parties, other male guests will point and whisper. 

I agree. The headline implies that it isn’t a real orgasm unless it occurs while a penis is penetrating, which is dumb and unfortunate.

Yeah it’s a bit insulting to change “first vaginal orgasm” to “first orgasm”. For one, there are plenty of women who suffer from total or mostly anorgasmia so it’s at least somewhat plausible that she could have not had an orgasm. Two, it sends the message that vaginal orgasms are superior which is how you get guys…

When I think of “iconic” photos I think of Marilyn Monroe with her skirt, Sailor Kissing Girl, 911 destruction, Iwo Jima...hell maybe Kim K’s Paper cover as much as it suffocates me to say it. This stupid selfie is in no way shape or form iconic and its jaw droppingly arrogant to think it would be. And she comes off…

Man, I wish my exes stated that they missed my d*ck. With my luck they´d complain about my Harry Balzac.

Gossip sites have been reporting about Bilson, Hader, and his big dick for several months now.

Why does he get the credit for her orgasm?

I don’t follow celebrity gossip closely enough to be sure.