How fucking beautiful is this?

My income range assumed she was working 10-15%, at most, of her available hours. Not sure how you define “booking percentage” but I went w/a very conservative estimate (i.e., far below 50%).

Bostonians, sir. 

“Theyre gonna get on the same cycle. Probably wreak havoc on our plumbing.”

(that’s 80 dates, averaging $1 million a night) and her role as a judge on American Idol(reportedly $20 million)

So go be a star tv anchor. If it doesn’t require a...particular set of skills...then go be one and make tens of millions. 

Voldemark Davis is now a strong consideration for my trivia team name tonight.

Univision should be included in this poll.

Ilhan, I will fight for your right to wear the head scarf while also tell you that your head scarf is a symbol of oppression even if you are wearing out of free will. The reason is there are billions of girls/women who are forced to wear it and have no other choice. You maybe breaking a 181-year old outdated rule but…

This rule was originally proposed by the Men Without Hats as a matter of public safety.

So are you trying to set up a situation where I basically have to say that I want more religious iconography in gov’t or I’m racist?

A simple hat ban made by a bunch of white dudes 200 years ago

First of all, the rule wouldn’t stand up to a constitutional challenge.

“A simple hat ban made by a bunch of white dudes 200 years ago is effectively preventing Omar from doing her job while exercising her faith.”

This reads like a parody. 

Sorry, did I miss the part in the article where the conservatives got together to yell during the speech and physically disrupt it?  No?  Then let’s not compare apples to dildos.

Ironically, they aren’t.

Then you haven’t been watching the right porn.

To be fair, pretty much all the porn I’ve ever seen has confirmed the performers’ taintedness.

Can someone please explain to me how you fund free college and healthcare for all with open borders?