I read this as “the minor my client contacted isn’t a real person, therefore no crime was committed”

I find raw tomatoes by themselves to be incredibly bitter, and not in a good way. But, chop them up and make pics de gallo, and they’re fantastic.

Wasn’t that a minor part of To Kill a Mockingbird- a kid that went nuts on his first taste of syrup and put it on everything?

“This investigation revolves around a fictitious alleged minor created by law enforcement and posted on the internet,” Bond, Bowen’s attorney, told The Conroe Courier. “There is not a real victim in this case.”

The “weird spatula thing” is a big part of the burger:

I think the op was referring to this, where the offered $10,000 for Lena Dunham photos:

What, you mean her pic here isn’t natural? Who doesn’t pose against the railing of their brownstone like this, with the look of bored detachment (while obviously caring very much)? And she has time to post on social media, but not to reply to any commenters.

I thought I read somewhere that the state is mucking around with the money, putting it to more rural areas and keeping it from Houston, because Houston isn’t spending it the way Austin wants it spent.  Is that right?

Are you talking about his disposal of sensitive documents, or the aftermath of his binging on KFC and Diet Coke?

It’s one of his favorites. I think he, like a lot of other younger adults, romanticizes that time period. He gets frustrated when he wants to do something, but everyone around him has their face buried in a screen.

I bought that shirt for my son a few years ago! (He just turned 22…)

Just to clarify, Thomas wants to overturn the right to contraception and gay marriage, but never mentioned the case that legalized interracial marriage.  I wonder why?

NSFW Dr. Seuss.

So she’s saying he’s a big dick playa….swinging past your kneeeeees….

Assuming your question is sincere, I live in north Jersey. The few people I know who call it gravy are from Long Island.  I’m sure some people around me call it gravy as well, but I don’t spend a lot of time discussing pasta.

You beat me to it.

Frank Zappa called it, almost 40 years ago.

BDE is no longer a quick way to signify someone is cool and has a big penis.

The people I know who call red sauce gravy are Long Islanders of Italian descent, though they likely picked up the term from their Bronx ancestors.

That’s why I said “metal-adjacent” in my comment.