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I know! And if you didn’t know Pique played soccer, you’d think he’s just some random tall dude, while she’s Shakira! Hot women shouldn’t be cheated on!

All that talent, and she’s an Ivy Leaguer as well!

The point is, Will Smith should have understood that the world must come to a stop whenever queen Beyoncé does something of any significance.

They did it already.  I don’t recall what the commentariat thought, and I haven’t looked.

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Wow, that’s bad.  And just the other day, they mocked the misspelling of a word on a ballot measure.

Hmm… I was going to say that if you put him in a brown shirt, he’d look like a teenage member of Hitler Youth.  Maybe it’s because I’m over 50?

That, and if the rapist says he’s got Jesus in his heart, Jesus is his lord and savior, and he’s working on his personal relationship with Jesus, then all is good.

You’d probably be ok in the Houston area. It, like most other urban areas, went for Biden, even suburban areas:

The Texas complaint states On the contrary, EMTALA contemplates that an emergency medical condition is one that threatens the life of the unborn child. It is obvious that abortion does not preserve the life or health of an unborn child.”

Yeah. I’ve checked a few of the current writers’ profiles - zero stars given, zero comments made in the discussions.

Careful now, I made a similar comment here eight (!) years ago and got banned as a result. At least I think that one was the offending post.

So many people don’t understand that much of northern Italy was “cis-Alpine Gaul”, that names like “Flavius” (blond) and “Rufus” (red-haired) were common Roman names, that Lombardy gets its name from the German Lombards, and that Sicily and Southern Italy were ruled by Germanic and Viking peoples for centuries. They

Me: You’ve never come across pale Italians from northern Italy, or pale Jewish people from Eastern Europe?

Damn. I think you’re reading your own thoughts into my post.

Nah, the next line talks about how Depp was removed by his bodyguards. He’d be Drake here:

Haha, I do live in NJ, but in an area without many RHONJ / Jersey Shore types. When I think of people I know with Italian or Jewish surnames, pale skin comes to mind. The idea that they should automatically be “Mediterranean”, as a few others have suggested,  is ludicrous.

You’ve never come across pale Italians from northern Italy, or pale Jewish people from Eastern Europe?  

Tamarind is great as a sauce, but as a soda? I assume they went pretty light with the flavoring?

They are quick to say “leave these kids alone”, while the kids have been mentioned enough to be tagged about ten times for each year they’ve been alive.