Yeah but the Junior part... is fucking me up. Shit, If my mama is SERENA FUCKING WILLIAMS... NAME ME SERENA which is short for “Blessed by the hands of Black Jesus and the female Gods in the world”.

This is Lalas in a nutshell. He truly believes soccer is about “leadership,” “grit,” and “determination.” That’s because he knows shit about skill and tactics. USMNT is quite worthy of criticism, but not from this waste of space and his ra ra bullshit.

Shit Alexi, I thought I was the only one who peaked in 1994.

Oxycodone, hydrocodone & alprazolam.

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

On this pass from constantly underperforming QB Blake Bortles

I was going to comment that anybody who values their time little enough to participate in MOCK FANTASY DRAFTS shouldn’t complain too much about having a minute or two wasted in the service of a dumb joke, but your comment made me realize how much more insane taking the time to do the joke over and over again is.

From what I’ve read, she didn’t want this sexual assault to define her or her career, which was basically exploding at the time it happened. It’s hard to rationalize how someone behaves in a situation like that. Her mom said on the stand that Taylor expressed that her first reaction was shame for not calling it out…

Ugh, such a shame he doesn’t play for a team that doesn’t have an official instant noodle sponsor.

Whites will guide you to a new home

Trail of tears stream down your face

Picture of Drogba at a USL game in Orange County that I took after the game. What a dick giving a thrill to fans!

That trade actually worked pretty well for the Nuggets, they got the #2 seed soon after and flamed out in the playoffs because Andre Iguoldala is not at acceptable #1 scorer. Then the GM left because despite being widely considered one of the best at his job, the cheap-ass owner didn’t want to pay him or give him…

Now that I know what I would look like in a MMA ring I won’t be trying it out anytime soon. I would thing the mouthguard would be more slimming.

But how will domestic violence be handled in 17776? Will there even be a punishment if the nanos protect anyone from injury?

Without looking it up. How many wickets would be considered unreasonable in the cricket match?

Non-baseball fan has reasonable guess! Crucify them!

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

Counterpoint: cow’s milk is bad for you and if you can still digest it as an adult it is because you are a mutant.