According to a Twitter bot called Scorigami that “[t]rack[s] the chances that NFL games finish with a score that’s never happened before”, this is the first game that’s ended in a 41-39 score.

I’m sorry, but season two has just started. Screw people who have put the show off for this long. Spoilerphobia on the internet is out of hand. At what point are non-procrastinators allowed to discuss something they watched in a timely manner?

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

Homestar Runner reference? Wow. Day complete. Well done.

I mean, think about it - when was the last time a female student was kicked off her school’s football team for commiting rape?

Sucks when someone fucks you non-consensually, doesn’t it?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“I never saw any racism signs while I was playing at Fenway”

-Curt Schilling

So when a custody fight hits the 8 year mark, is it safe to assume that the “adults” care only about hurting each other and give zero fucks about the best interests of the child?

Give me the gas leak episode with multiple Jacks and Michael Keaton.

Oh ffs....gross.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

“This is fine.”

I have no idea who that is but suddenly am VERY interested in finding out.

So when you said it was the right decision, did you mean it was the wrong decision?

You have it backwards. The lawsuit was served on Neymar on August 11. He knew about it before he made those remarks. The remarks are a reaction to the suit, not the other way around.