Ailes, who died in disgrace back in May and is now a fetid, decomposing corpse, providing a nutrient deficient yet calorie dense diet for area worms which will ultimately cause their worm doctors to consider the need to prescribe worm Metformin if these worms don’t change their eating habits and sedentary lifestyle

They would probably kick Samer’s ass too.

In 2015 Duke’s endowment was over 7 BILLION (7,000,000,000) dollars. Typical pay for an Adjunct Professor (Masters or PhD) is 20 to 25,000 a year.

I’d love to:

I hope Better Call Saul (and its stars) take every award. God that show is superb.

Why is Venus so upset? Police didn’t say she was at double fault.

Sports fans are THE WORST.

Keep your spoilers off me, you damn dirty ape!

Alternate solution: fight to the death, so we don’t have to take the personal safety of fighters too seriously.

Someone may be about to plummet to their death. Everybody get your cameraphones.

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

I understand and appreciate the reasoning, but it doesn’t mean that the Washington moniker is no longer or never was racist. It’s still racist, and it’s going to be racist tomorrow.

That’s a great play by the North Carolina third baseman.

Oooo… Please let be that be true! Jackson was shot by his own men and died a pretty horrible death.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Sorry, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”

“Look, I said it was nothing personal. I just don’t like what that person accomplished because of his race.”

Ben Carson - “That’ll store a lot of grain.”