So, I get that it’s not unusual for visiting heads of state to ride in the carriage, but is it unusual for them to insist on it? Also, you know, if Donald decides that it’s worth the risk, who am I to tell him otherwise?

I don’t want to know anybody who finds birdsong unpleasant.

I think Earth day is the March for Science

I would have to say that dip is maybe the most disgusting of all tobacco habits. Playing football in college was the first time I really saw it. Sitting in rooms next to guys with their spit cup was the most revolting habit i can imagine.

I guess I don’t understand the witch hunt, which kind of takes Zeke’s agency away. Zeke says he’s happy with it. Can’t we be happy for him?

AirBVB

This is a good time to be in the “money bag emblazoned with a giant ‘$’ sign” industry.

Let’s not get too excited until we find out tomorrow if a fan calls in a penalty

Great troll job by the Chicago Tribune here:

Is this a cross post from Jezebel? Who gives a damn?

National League is just jealous that they don’t get a fat guy to hit dongs for them. The DH is, has always been, and will always be, better than the pitcher batting.

Elections vs. Appointments

LOL at your math.

I’ve already apologized to the girl. The fact that Moyes does not seem to realize that Sparks has a name and is an adult women might tell you what the real problem is. 

Not really clear on what they expected him to say? I mean, he says, “Hey, folks still working at US Weekly, this is going to be really good for you and the people who have acquired you are good people to work for,” and he says, “Hey, folks who are still working with us, don’t worry, this is part of a bigger plan…

“The NFL needs to do something about player safety”

At this point, Pink draws bigger crowds to his rallies. Cheetolini would watch this and fondly remember September and October 2016.