You mean Ontario California airport. There is no Toronto California airport. See, it even confused you.

13/15

Honestly, more concerned with who is managing our arsenal this year.

Short version: Wet fart.

There’s no safe spaces anymore snowflake.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

I was at the Capitals-Wings game last week where a woman who had started her own hockey team in the UAE dropped the puck, hijab and all, as part of this promotion. I was seriously touched, and the crowd gave a great welcome.

His qualifications are impressive, though. For example, he’s not al-Baghdadi.

I thought La La Land was fine. Not Oscar winner material though. If it wins - in any category - and Hidden Figures doesn’t, I will be holding that grudge just like I still hold Cate Blanchett getting screwed out of her Oscar for Elizabeth. Gwyneth Paltrow was fine, but Cate Blanchett was fantastic.

Las FacePalmas

“Have you guys tried extreme vetting on your Presidential candidates?”

Well, the judge would have to ask the US Marshals to do the arresting. And if they wouldn’t serve the order....

Dear Isaac Lee: 

After I saw this movie, my reaction was ‘it’s fine’. It’s not amazing or particularly disappointing. Just fine.

Darren Rovell is Kellyanne Conway without the charisma or good looks

A Marvel any DC is powerless to stop.