It’s a fucking net.

There will be some sort of settlement where Uber will partner exclusively with Google on developing both the autonomous cars and an autonomous cat ride service. That’s my prediction.

California also passed a law requiring Presidential candidates to rehearse their taxes to get on the ballot.

Yeah, no worries, out was directed at the writer. I thought it was very cool.

Isn’t a Rube Goldberg machine supposed to accomplish some rudimentary task, though?

That first paragraph could be word for word included on any Apple Watch story.

The Bubble

Blergh!

What?

I’m not positive, but I thought they passed a rule making this illegal.

So if a tweet ends on an exclamation point it is written by Trump and if it doesn’t it was written by an adult, right?

I swear, these people would approve The Purge if someone simply labeled it as creating or protecting jobs.

I read as interesting thread on Twitter that explained how there was underlying Mormon-speak in the confrontation related to the role of women as subservient to men. It was interesting, i can’t really do it justice, though.

Hey girl.

His use of exclamation points all the time kills me... not like a good joke kills, but like cancer kills.

I an not going to argue one is better than the urge because i have only seen the 1998. But young Lindsay Lohsn does give a very very good performance.

Convenient, no?

Gotta be the first time the word “Fun” was used as a synonym for “German”

“Looks Like Astyonaut Pee and Astronaut Sweat are our only hope, right now.”

Interesting screen grab from last night...