The nicest thing I can say about Trump is he actually sucks at getting legislation passed.

Look, it is a false narrative to say that they need weed. Alcohol is legal and readily available and by all accounts far more effective in ruining people’s health and lives.

I’ve been thinking a lot lately, why hasn’t anyone given any thought as to why there was a Civil War? Why couldn’t they just work it out?

Did anybody see Steve Bannon there?

Neckbeards? I’m not sure I understand what that means. Yes, I’m on the older side.

Did you guys Mike Mayock is from Philly? It’s surprising he hasn’t mentioned that yet.

They replaced it with “This is fine” fire dog.

a lot of time in golf you end up getting sent out with complete strangers anyway and it isn’t always fun.

I don’t think the policy is bad, but geez, how about not waiting until the last minute.

Free college is untenable? Interesting, so somehow free school is tenable and then...boom more schooling is untenable when you reach 18.

Technically, Sling Blue gives you FOX sports without ESPN.

NAFTA is not even close to a disastrously bad deal.

Hi Dad!

It pains me to say this, but I’m with Trump on this. I totally would have a Coke button, a cheeseburger button, and a hot fudge sundae button.

For which team?

I have to disagree, it doesn’t matter how “lush” or “jaunty” this is, those lyrics are so comically it makes it unlistenable.

I assume you are talking about a stamp.

The pearl clutching on Twitter is great.

I know it isn’t Jeremy Irons, but I see Jeremy Irons.

“What’s this? Why did you put this on my bill?”