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Daniel "Chili Davis" Murphy
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You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

Yeah, the call was ok. He was out.

This is a good post, but for it to really hit home try reading it while picturing the author using a speech-to-text app while frantically pacing around his kitchen, gradually increasing his rate of speech and perspiration, making wild gesticulations, and occasionally kicking away a curious cat.

Somehow admitting you’re so uninformed as to not know about the alma mater of a well known college basketballer who was #1 in his recruiting class and has been the butt of NBA jokes for years, but not so uninformed as to make a hackneyed, boring ‘joke’ about Duke’s reputation, is what passes for humor to you.

Angel Hernandez is the Donald Trump of umpires.

“Go for three tonight, Vin”

Not sure if it was intended to show Addison Russell in the photo, but that’s Javier Baez.

no one wants to face the desperation that’ll come when there’s just one option left.

easy. in 3 of the 4 games that the Mets lost, they were:

Jaja.