Did you remember to take your glucosamine and metamusil today?

So, true story: A few months ago, my friend in radio asks if I want to join him and his wife for the Jon Lovitz show here in town. Over the years, I guess he’d gotten friendly with Lovitz whenever he’d come in for gigs. After the show we all head out for something to eat. There’s maybe eight of us, if you count Jon’s…

Oh my dog, talk about being famous for nothing.

I like dinner at 5 :( :(

You say love, I say lazy hooker.

Her IG posts come off as fake, I think maybe its a marketing stunt for a new movie/project?

#ExtraSprinklesPleaseDaddy made me feel really creeped out. That’s some shit no one should say ever.

I agree with Adele about Jamie Oliver. Not all women can or want to breast feed. For some women, breast feeding is a luxury.

#ExtraSprinklesPleaseDaddy?

Adele gets my vote for telling smug arsed Jamie Oliver (who has never tried to breast feed) to get tae fuck. Adele is Queen. He is should stick to inviting celebs around to cook mediocre food and fawning on them as per his recent show. All his kids are called things like Peachy-Flower or Kitty-Witty-Woo or something.…

Thank you so much Adele. My sister had post partum depression with both her kids and a good amount had to do with the pressure of breastfeeding when she wasn’t producing enough milk. She still has depression to this day over it, a depression that causes her to lash out at people. She screamed at my one year old nephew…

Girl you ain’t foolin’ anyone with that “bae films you waking up” bullshit.

That’s some good paranoia you’ve got there. Tell me, have you got your orgone checked recently?

It may be Bernie’s biggest mistake was running as a democrat.

You mean that people from local races are more likely to support the person who is helping fund their campaign? The ignominy!

Not really, he has no chance at winning the nomination. Stuff like this will be used aganist her during the general elction by the republicans.

Seriously, he is shooting himself in the foot. If he really wants to be President, he wants those down ticket candidates in the House and Senate. He won’t get anything done without more support in legislative branch.

Sanders really is showing to be a huge fucking asshole isn’t he? Typical white guy is what I say. Stomping his feet when he doesn’t get his way.

It should be noted that the fundraiser is for the Hillary Victory Fund, which does help Hillary’s campaign, but also donates to down-ticket races. This sort of funding is usually vital for smaller Democratic campaigns, who cannot acquire enough funding on their own to be competitive.

Yes, I somehow feel that if said fundraiser was held for The Bern, he would no longer find it obscene in the least. Gawd. It’s not like Clooney is holding a Punch An Orphan fundraiser.