We’re losing manufacturing jobs to other countries because their labor and environmental laws make it dirt fucking cheap to produce goods there and the market is global now - no matter how big a tariff the US imposes on iPhones, billions of Indians and Chinese (and let’s be honest, plenty of Americans too) are going…

Nope, sorry. Politics is a career, and not every one who becomes a politician is automatically a bad guy. That is ludicrous. It would be like saying every accountant is scum because you know of a couple who helped Al Capone avoid paying taxes. A good politician, like anyone who is competent in their career, is exactly…

I hear you. I loathe this orange, sad sack of shit. He represents everything that’s wrong with this country and I hope Hillary humiliates him so bad that he never shows his face again.

It’s how his brain works. I work with someone like this - fundamentally incapable of talking about anything but what they specifically want to talk about. If they want to talk about X, every conversation will somehow be brought around to X. Even if it requires mental gymnastics that seem insane to casual observers.…

When I got sexually harassed at my old job, I told my boss and our office manager, both women. Both totally believed me, but the office manager actually said “well, he’s a married man, I’m sure he didn’t mean anything by it.” Like just because he had a wife at home, that was enough for her to be like “oh it’s just a…

At least Palin has the excuse that she appears to be visibly drunk at all times. Trump’s a notorious teetotaler - this is just what the inside of his brain looks like.

Ummm clearly he was offering his lap because she looked so tired from working those 60 hour weeks.... (j/k)

“I never did that. Have you seen my wife? That woman is just trying to bring attention to her lousy failing paper. Ugly! Sad!”

I’m praying Trump gets pushed out either at the GOP Convention or metaphorically slaughtered in the general election.

In my first year of law practice, one of my friends came into my office, shut the door, and proceeded to tell me the following story:

He and $arah must be longlost twins or something.

There is something ABSOLUTELY MESMERIZING about reading Trump’s insane word salad stream of consciousness transcribed in print. Like, people ask him about racial profiling by cops against African Americans - REPEATEDLY - and his response is LITERALLY: China Mexico China Ford Carrier Ford Carrier Nabisco Mexico Mexico…

YES YES YES you have to love the "his wife is hot so why on earth would he sexually harass anyone?" Because only beautiful women are sexual harassed! Because if men have a girlfriend they have no aggression! Because, hey, he just gave you a compliment, what's the big deal, sugar tits?!?

I want Hillary to destroy him. At the end of this campaign, I want the biggest thing Donald Trump is known for to be that he is a loser NOT a winner who lost the Presidency. I want the stuff that come out of his mouth to prevent him from licensing his name because companies no longer see value in using it to sell his…

I hate this man. I hate that he says nothing and people keep talking to him regardless. I hate that people will think this is not inappropriate behavior. I hate that this woman’s looks will now determine whether or not she deserves it. I hate that anyone is asking him this morning to chime in on events, but no one has…

I assumed he caught Drumpheadalitis.

Haha, I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought he was wearing a giant, terrible wig.

“....but in those instances, you’re wrong”

I think Trump, a thin-skinned physical coward, admires this jerk’s moves and also feels safer with him around. No wonder he told him he was doing a great job. Trump swaggers, but he’s a massively insecure loser, like Elizabeth Warren said.

Of course, these revelations will likely not affect Trump’s campaign at all, because he is figurative rubber, and also literal rRubber.