Apparently. That, or people need to work on their reading skills because I understood what you meant immediately. With restrictor plates, common templates, GWC/Overtime, and all sort of other fiddling, NASCAR has set up the conditions where wrecks like this at the end of races at Daytona and Talladega happen more…

The plastic thing at the center of pizza is to prevent the top of the box from coming down and pressing into the molten cheese

you are not alone

Sometimes I think that I just hallucinated Street Sharks when I had my wisdom teeth taken out and had two days of opiates. 

Shark fin? JAWSOME!

I’m all for being frugal and driving old cars, but that Impala sounds like a rolling hazard to you, everyone else on the road, and the environment. A well-maintained old car is one thing, but a dangerous crap can is a whole other matter.

If the sequence of events hadn’t happened that kicked off with the assassination, Iran wouldn’t have been on a hair trigger and this plane might have made it to its destination.

Fun fact: Sphere (the book) is much better than Sphere (the movie) thanks to Michael Crichton’s technobabble and the interesting way he presents computer screen text in his books (also present in Jurassic Park). I feel this unique quality is Crichton’s enduring legacy, because I’ve now ready almost all of his sci-fi…

You have an eighthead from the front too. I feel like when your hairline has retrenched from far-above-the-brow-but-arguably-still-on-the-forehead to around-the-arc-and-now-indubitably-on-the-top-of-your-dome it’s time to buzz the lot. That’s what I did. Never looked back. 

Get rid of the windshield to replace it with some fugly retractable deflector panel on the nose, brilliant!

Counterpoint...

So roll your eyes when people say that and move on with your life. If you said this to someone’s face, you’d look like an asshole. It may feel better to say it as a faceless commenter, but I assure you, you still kinda sound like an asshole. 

I’m sorry that you feel marginalized by pet owners.

I mean, everything you just listed convinced me that having a pet over a child was the right decision.
#Furbabies #FelineChild #Cheaper #LessStress #SelfCleaning

This is the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen coming out of a luxury brand. It looks like the doodling you see on a middle school girl’s notebook, or on a pair of white converse someone drew on with a sharpie.

I actually liked the older one better. Funny enough, this is starting to have the softer and rounded lines of the 90's era jellybean cars. Probably just me, or the pictures, but I’m not a fan.

Yeah that older pouty bitchmouth is hot and distinctive. The new one might as well be a Ford Fusion. 

Here’s your side by side proof that old is better.

Or you can just type “Ok”.

Like an adult.

Both are perfectly acceptable replies to everyday mundane texts.