I don’t want a fancy version. Will they offer one that’s... spartan?

I ‘m in.

It’s because they have no clear autonomous electric synergistic buzzword buzzword buzzwords.

NBC news footage...

“I never thought leopards would eat MY face!” sobbed man who voted for the Leopards Eating Peoples’ Faces Party.

New Subaru because New Dog.
That reminds me- I should go out and clean a bunch of mud out of the interior. Because we are some of those weird people that are out in the rain, snow, mud, whatever and muddy boots and hands and dog and skis and bikes and sometimes a dead bloody deer on the roof actually happens.

I don’t…

So what you’re saying is that you should be too young to be missing the good old days.

We actually like the “three independent seat” bench in the Odyssey. The center seat serves as sort of a DMZ for the kids, holding snacks, crafts, activities, chargers, etc. That’s a lifesaver because they’re too small to go digging through bags on their own — it’s all right there. And if we have to grab an extra kid…

Everyone else’s are too bright.  Mine are fine.

I actually asked the ZR2 engineers about those shock mounts on the launch and they said, “Eh, they’re strong, we need the shock travel, and besides you’d never get them caught up off-road.” But I side with you: seems like odd placement for an off-roader.

But will it handle mall duty and a once yearly trip to Home Depot?

I work in an industry that relies heavily on manufacturing and assembling machines made of steel.

If that happens, maybe they’ll go into a bankruptcy cocoon and emerge as something else.

Exactly! That’s the first thing I thought when I read that. This thing is a big minivan with mild off-road optics (read: crossover). So why not give it sliding doors? It would enhance its practicality. Is it because the owners don’t want to admit they drive a minivan?

So get a fucking minivan? 

Eww that looks groß!

This shit makes me want to kick a puppy.

I happened to have paid exactly $10K for “Clifford” here in July.