Good point. The idea was there, but the phrasing just missed..

"I see someone enrolled in the "OJ Simpson School of how to behave when you are super-bummed about the dead significant other that you totally didn't shoot murder"

I see someone enrolled in the "OJ Simpson School of how to behave when you are super-bummed about the dead significant other that you totally didn't shoot"

Exactly. You shouldn't act unless they're actually unconscious.
Even then, you should give it a couple minutes to make sure they're not pretending that they're dying.

You are a hero, and I love you.

Muder> Manslaughter> Oopsy-death

I never expected when I clicked on this article, that it would defend people who leave their children dying in heat and mock the people who try to help.

It's not. Just a lone idiot.

I think i'd like to see a "worst MLB mascots" battle royale, WWE Royal Rumble style.

Fuck Screech. Everyone knows the true Nationals mascot is Teddy

I think Ray Lewis proved that celebrities/athletes don't get convicted of murder.
Hernandez could have taken a selfie with the victim as he bled out, and would still end up a free man.

I want to be more judgmental, but that woman is giving me a boner from a thousand miles away.

Belichick is the second shooter!

It's hard to tip a hat when you're used to wearing it turned at a ridiculous angle.

You can't criticize New York or anything relating to it!!!
Everything about New York is infallible...infallible I tell you!!!!!

In Ugglas' defense, he tried to call and say he was going to be late... but he wasn't able to make contact.

I thought it was weird that they teamed the Sale with Rendon from the Nationals.
By the way, thanks for nothing sox fans.

Yeah, I was really surprised. I looked at the picture expecting to see "oh, that's nice, ESPN included a fatass to be PC" but there was a lot of muscle mass, and he looked more like something from Game of Thrones or WWF, than just a fat guy. He is probably in much better shape than I am.

The fucking nerve of this guy. He should be doing rehab 24 hours a day, or at least sitting in a corner and thinking really, really hard about baseball.

It surprised me that this is the same area; It just seems so crazy to have this type of hatred against people that are pretty much in the same city as you.

When DC & Baltimore plays, you don't have things like this; everyone is surprisingly peaceful. I wonder if it happens in Mets/Yanks Cubs/Sox games, or if this is…

You are at least a consistent troll.
Not funny, clever, or interesting in any way, but at least consistent.