Good point. The idea was there, but the phrasing just missed..

"I see someone enrolled in the "OJ Simpson School of how to behave when you are super-bummed about the dead significant other that you totally didn't shoot murder"

I see someone enrolled in the "OJ Simpson School of how to behave when you are super-bummed about the dead significant other that you totally didn't shoot"

Really? The facial expressions out of the "How to be a bad actor handbook" didn't give it away?

Exactly. You shouldn't act unless they're actually unconscious.
Even then, you should give it a couple minutes to make sure they're not pretending that they're dying.

You are a hero, and I love you.

Muder> Manslaughter> Oopsy-death

I never expected when I clicked on this article, that it would defend people who leave their children dying in heat and mock the people who try to help.

It's not. Just a lone idiot.

I think i'd like to see a "worst MLB mascots" battle royale, WWE Royal Rumble style.

Fuck Screech. Everyone knows the true Nationals mascot is Teddy

I think Ray Lewis proved that celebrities/athletes don't get convicted of murder.
Hernandez could have taken a selfie with the victim as he bled out, and would still end up a free man.

I want to be more judgmental, but that woman is giving me a boner from a thousand miles away.

Belichick is the second shooter!

It's hard to tip a hat when you're used to wearing it turned at a ridiculous angle.

You can't criticize New York or anything relating to it!!!
Everything about New York is infallible...infallible I tell you!!!!!

God I loved Nextwave. It was the "Community" of comic books.
It began with sheer brilliance and possibly jumped the shark almost immediately.

In Ugglas' defense, he tried to call and say he was going to be late... but he wasn't able to make contact.

I thought it was weird that they teamed the Sale with Rendon from the Nationals.
By the way, thanks for nothing sox fans.

Yeah, I was really surprised. I looked at the picture expecting to see "oh, that's nice, ESPN included a fatass to be PC" but there was a lot of muscle mass, and he looked more like something from Game of Thrones or WWF, than just a fat guy. He is probably in much better shape than I am.

The fucking nerve of this guy. He should be doing rehab 24 hours a day, or at least sitting in a corner and thinking really, really hard about baseball.