If that is what counts as a "normal" body in Indiana, I predict an influx of new male residents for the state.

We have the verdict in from the internet:

Lafayette is planning on writing a rebuttal....as soon as they can find a resident that can read and write, and one a' those typing machines.

I saw this live and just thought he lost his balance because he's a fat kid.
Instead he was just a fat kid who wasn't paying attention to the game, with bad reflexes, and an inability to understand a baseball glove as anything other than a fashion accessory.

And in other news: Magicians may not actually be sawing people in half.

I think it's a stop-gap, Kaep is getting paid pretty well (especially compared to us schlubs), but he's somewhat unproven after 1.5 years. 49ers are covered in case he regresses/collapses, and I'm sure that he is confident enough that he assumes he will get the full incentive money. He also had the advantage of making…

But how much is guaranteed money?

I was wondering how this would play out, since the Niners front office are pretty smart with their spending. For perspective, Kap is making less guaranteed money than EJ Manual, Chad Henne, and Matt Cassell.

Regardless, QBs are expensive. And considering the type of money that was thrown at aging mediocre quarterbacks…

#notallpencildicks

Goddammit, people are killing over memes. Society has jumped the shark.

It's like the child murderer version of the A-team villians
...or Stormtroopers.

I don't see him getting called up anytime soon.
The Astros are sitting pretty at 1B with Superstar Marc Krauss and his .173 batting average.

You, dad.....I learned it from you!

Interesting. I always thought it was "bold-faced lie" as well.
I assumed i had to do with using bold typeface/font...like a Gutenberg-era version of using "all-caps" for intensity despite being knowingly wrong.

Wait....What?! Why!?

I think it's pretty surprising that Sonia Sotomayor may have thrown the the best pitch (working on the assumption that high-inside strikes get the most missed swings).

Biggest surprise: Verne Troyer Biggest disapointment: Nolay Ryan

"There are plenty of intelligent, factual arguments in support of "Redskins"
I'll take your word on it.

C'mon, dude.....seriously?

This is fantastic. I don't think I would have been able to remember that song that quickly.
But man....for about a year, this guy was everywhere.

God bless you, Univision. You always seem to find a way to put a beautiful woman on the screen.