Georgia schools were ranked 27th in the nation. No need to try to improve on that. It's almost the top 50%.

I clicked on this article, just to see if someone was going to make that joke.
Thank you.

black people are scary.

I hate the "running up the score" unwritten rules and etiquette.
It seems odd to say play with 100% effort on every play, every out....to a certain point.
Play hard and it you're getting slaughtered, that's on you.

"He can keep it."
-DC

goddammitgoddammitgoddammit. Why did I go to that page at work ?!?!?

Big mistake

He's just uneasy about being around that many black men.

It's not an exact science, but pretty much.

Or he's Spiderman!

They still play dodgeball in schools? I thought it had all been replaced with Yoga and Wii Sports.

*grumblegrumblekidsthesedays*

"You usually do not get acting like this outside of softcore porn."
Based on a google search of Melissa Brasselle (Mitchell), she has been straddling the think line between B-movie and softcore porn her entire career.
(Also, apparently she was on a VH1 dating show)

Promotional art:

Suddenly this isn't the most far-fetched movie involving Chris Pratt:

Most creative name ever!

He missed 3 big sexual relationship truths
1. girls always have an easier time getting laid than guys.
2. people that like flirting anonymously on the internet...mostly just want to flirt anonymously on the internet.
3. guys usually aren't as desirable/attractive as they think.

The Phillies of the south strikes again. The classiest fans in baseball.

Maybe I take sporting attendance to seriously, but I think they should refuse entry at the gate if you show up to a game wearing a jersey for a team that isn't playing.

It's like a $60+ version of a "Female Body Inspector" T-shirt.

And the award for "trying way too hard", goes to you.