And the award for "trying way too hard", goes to you.

How half assed to just warn us about the machine. Tom Morello has been raging against it for years.

That was looking like the worst sumo wrestling match ever.

"I don't like your heirarchy....I don't like the heirarchy of YOUR FACE!"

I love that he is trying to use big words to look smart and condescending but is completely unable to choose (or pronounce) the correct words. It's like watching a drunk frat Michael Scott.

It's fine. A little brain trauma won't affect her career as a stripper.

Fuck him. I hope they broke his nose.

Ah yes, home of the Pontiac Lions

Could be worse

maybe it's just "not safe for work" if you work for the SE Missouri social media department.

Especially since Gawker had an article today with a topless model and no NSFW warning.

Fun Fact: the Silverdome is actually the least dilapidated thing in Detroit.

It was a group text.
Nobody volunteers to play for the Browns.

A full time student with time consuming extracurriculars? Either part time jobs pay more than they did when I was in college, or sports cars cost less.

I've never understood the point of throwing the ball back. You know the run still counts, right? Just take the fucking souvenir or give it someone else. Your heroic demonstration means nothing.

That is a shame about Michelle Rhee. She seems like a very smart lady; I would think she would marry better.

Eh, people will be over him before the Jaguars are out of contention (Week 4).
The Jason Collins story was the biggest thing on earth....for about 2 weeks.

It is a bad call though. If RG3 or Manziel were doing this, sportswriters would want their head.

What is a "based God"?
What is it based on? or from?
Is this something we should know?

#IamOld

more accurate

How else would you listen to radio?
A walkman? A boombox?