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yeah, i saw that. they’re quoting trump about rapist mexicans.

Because it’s probably not their defining characteristic as a people. We have incestuous people who will eat fried butter, but it would be offensive to visit a Canadian and be told “Hey, if you’re hungry I can drop some Land O Lakes in the fryer, you cousin fucker.”

You laugh but in a little while Las Vegas will learn how having a mediocre NFL team transforms a city into a thriving, cultured metropolis that is the envy of everywhere else. Just look at Jacksonville, Cincinnati or Glendale!

Sister Mary is second to nun.

Footbaw & missels    >   medisin and lerning.

Show me a state that blows millions on crap like this and ranks in the bottom ten in all educational metrics and I guarantee it's a red state.

When I, a Canadian see this stuff... wow.  No healthcare or education, but damn, you guys rule at Football and War.

GTFOH. Firing Tim Beckman didn’t damage Illini football. A dead horse doesn’t get any deader when you shoot it.

Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.

Could the Raptors flip him?

Quantity over quality.

Fuck capitalism.

In all seriousness, I rather like capitalism. But this unrestrained and unregulated Gilded Age profit over everything and everyone system America has right now is fucking awful.

No human being is illegal.

That damn dog just broke like 17 unwritten rules and I love him for it. But he’s never making it to the hall of fame.

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

In death, Bourdain has inspired the most unlikeliest of things: a great take from Marchman

I appreciated how Bourdain evolved from the cheeky American asshole in Cook’s Tour to the more respectful “I want to be everyone’s friend” in No Reservations to the “food is just how I talk about the bigger stuff” guy in Parts Unknown. He cut down on the wisecracking (somewhat) and turned into someone who was

Maybe Trump’s going to pardon him for being a Muslim. Or just for being black.

Hi! Dan from Deadspin here. I have some information to add so the Jezebel commenters can make an informed decision.

True statement. My cousin, from gun country, was AT THE CONCERT in Vegas that got shot up with his wife. Both thought they were going to die and leave their 3 kids with no parents. His solution: “Don’t go to Vegas, they shoot people there.”