It’s in your yard? Did it start rusting yet?

“Dominating at least three inches of rock” is how my ex-wife described our lovemaking...

This was my favorite part of that story:

A chrome tip? Please. I almost fell asleep just typing those 3 words, what you need is full bosozoku treatment

90s? Hell, short of the styling, significant portions of the GMT400 454SS are a product of the 60s.
Iron big block? Check.
3-speed TH400? Check.
Drum brakes on the rear? Check.

This warmed my cold, dead heart.

+1 for Euclidean geometry joke

I don’t blame Euclides. He was just confused by the geometry of NYC grid system.

Seriously, that’s all I can think of. Sort of how Florida Man is every crazy dude in Florida that commits a crime, this guys is Mercedes Man.

This is the epitome of owning a Mercedes. The car sounds fine but the owner sounds like a trash fire of a human being.

This is going to have a saubering effect on Honda.

More like Forever 1991.

It’s not... not the trip I was referring to.

Was ... was this the trip you refer to?

Which of these Civic Type Rs is your favorite?

Not quite, they also had the DOHC modular out of the Mach 1, if wikipedia is correct.

Everyone I know around my age that drives a PT Cruiser inherited them from their grandparents.