That would just bother me way too much. They’re brothers, but one has a thick Jersey accent and the other has a thick Brooklyn accent? I suppose anything is possible, and I don’t watch that show for the verisimilitude, but that would bother me so much. I guess you could say the family moved, and accents are shaped…

Actually, what’s interesting is that Scocca’s piece from Gawker the other day made me rethink this. Part of what he was saying was that Slick Willy is more talented at appearing warm and friendly but there’s something otherworldly and offputting about this. Hillary is bad at telegraphing warmth and friendliness but is…

The Times is pretty overrated as a source but that’s a solid piece right there.

Well, polling data bears this out. Of course, not literally every person under 30 loves Bernie (my wife is pro-Hillary and I’m pretty agnostic between the two) but the data does show young uns overwhelmingly flocking to Bernie. For what it’s worth-so not a media invention.

My wife plays Fallout 4 until well after I go to sleep, so I don’t really notice that she’s there until I wake up. Maybe there is something to separate beds.

Well, people who want to get married say fuck it and settle. Not everyone.

Fret not! 25 is not old! (said the 27 year old). I know tons of people who got married much older. You’re not expired milk if you are still unmarried at 25.

Sometimes it seems like we’re going backwards. It’s like the “homosexicals are all pederasts!!!!1" all over again. Actually, some people actually still believe that.

Sorry, I’m afraid my small-minded transphobia Trumps™ your rights.