Go easy on Billy. I’m sure he’s tired from constantly moving goalposts.

“MLS sucks because all the players are bad”

Billy I think you’ve done it. You’ve finally written your worst piece on deadspin. You should be proud

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

I would anticipate that the job that he’s required to do has nothing to do with his ability to secure his website. Instead, it would be about convincing security experts to work with the government.