You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

Yeah, I think I just realized that about myself, too.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

I want to talk more about this general counsel who thinks it’s a good idea to begin an email with “We are anxious to settle this matter.”

“Also while im not against diversity in living spaces, is it really so bad living among a bunch of whites? Like you’d feel uncomfortable and downcast as a result? Thats kind of a bummer.”

In the summer of 2060, Chris Pratt will probably be talking to an empty chair at the Republican National Convention.

How you keep doing the beat that you’re doing is a mystery but we all owe you a debt of gratitude for your ability to do it.

Why do you hate our troupes?

Yanny.

The Raptors have been in the league for about 20 years now. They have contributed two things to the NBA.

More proof that Kanye was right. Today, sad white men are choosing to be owned.

Ketchup+Vodka. Right?

Birds are good. Did you know that if you give a struggling cancer patient a bird, it magically transforms their cancer from being their number one worst affliction to their number two worst affliction?

All he needs is a good girl with a confetti gun.

I want to star this to see if I age 10 years because of it.

The difference being, Mr. Magoo was constantly doing dumb shit but it all tended to work out for him in the end.

So everyone saw that right?

you okay, man?

The main thing I find attractive about Lil’ Yachty is that he pisses the old-heads off.

Yes, he is very wrong for not delivering a dissertation covering the breadth of the topic during this interview.