Unless your mechanic saved you money, and I mean a LOT of money, nobody sane will tip where you are being charged $125 an hour.

Your husband is a huge obnoxious Patriots fan and this is the first time you’ve cried out for help? Either you’re the most patient spouse ever or you got married this week.

this is a joke about deflategate and the headline please star and +1 thanks

People are so full of shit. If this is something to admire, then you are a simple mind. I don't admire the stone age or anyone who lives in it.

You are encouraging oppression and stupidity.

really stellar journalism here. I couldn't find the girl I wanted to write about, so I called up some random other girl and talked to her

Unexpected Thug Life classic:

This always makes me angry. Media/fans complain when they get nothing but boilerplate cliche answers, then when somebody gives them something other than pablum, they have the vapors and whine because player/coach/exec doesn’t speak in generally accepted platitudes.

Fuck Duke