Oh no. Clever logic aside, your fundamental assertion is wrong. Reddit is a great place for information on a city you’ve never been to.

I was referencing the fact that everyone on here has called you an asshole. And I liked Slevin...

“The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it’s time to go shopping for a saddle.”

Obviously you’ve got a chip on your shoulder about this, and that’s fine, I get bored during the day too. “Something like tripadvisor”, you know, a broad description for user-generated review sites. We all have bad days man, we just don’t all memorialize them on the internet.

As opposed to something like TripAdvisor?

Fuck Comey with a RINO dick.

I lost a lot of my faith when we didn’t do anything when Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna.

Way to go!

Like many Jezebel readers, I went to a small liberal arts school in New England. The place was lousy with boys who grew up “right outside Boston” (bitch, Worcester isn’t right outside Boston). They LOVED this movie, which always horrified me as an Irish-American who actually grew up just across the river from Southie.…

OH I can’t wait! Au Bout De Souffle is one of my favorites (which is funny, cause I couldn’t give a fuck about Humphrey Bogart), and I love Kristen Stewart.

If you’re traveling for a week or under, you should be able to carry your baggage around for a few hours...

Hi, I’m a rep with Netflix, and we’ll Greenlight anything.

She gets it. He was nice and professional with her (a person he surely couldn’t have believed he held power over) so how could it ever have happened to anyone?

I’m going to be in Chicago for the “March for our Lives” anti Gun violence thing, instead of in jolly old Boston. It struck me how weird it was going to be marching/protesting against assault rifles/mass shootings in Chicago.

Amy and I went to a small high school together, and traveled France together as exchange students for a few weeks. Her love of The Bachelor is real and heartwarming (I don’t touch the stuff). That this is one of the biggest excerpts being shared today is amazing. If you like The Bachelor, buy Amy’s book!

Happy to come along! I’ve seen them in Mass. Bay as well, and they are remarkable creatures.

You don’t have to pick up a lot. If you pick up one piece more than whatever trash you generated, you’re making the world a better place. Keep up the good work Nick!

I straight up wrecklessly didn’t buy a ticket for opening weekend, because I didn’t realize it was opening weekend this weekend!

Forget it, lover, it’s Chinatown. Wanted to do something special this year (lady has had a rough couple of weeks and loves the holiday, I’m normally a grump) but still couldn’t bear trying hard for a fancy reservation at an expensive restaurant. Instead, Peking Duck at our favorite BYO place in Chinatown. We bring…

Uhhhhh, look.