What are the other four (you live a blessed life if that's true)?

It does sound obnoxious, but that totally defeats the purpose.

OP didn't get divorced after 9 months, not part of the problem.

I think those are both great ideas and unrelated to sexual assault. Except being drunk, that one is definitely related to sexual assaults on college campuses.

Meh, it would seem like taunting. Mike Brown's family doesn't want to hear from him minutes after a grand jury decided he didn't do anything wrong.

Have you been watching Gotham? I love superhero stories and that guy from the O.C. (I know his name, damnit).

You have those from memory, I hope?

Plea deals are the devils work, folks.

I think Cillian Murphy is more pretty when he's terrifying. I just want to tell him all my problems and get sprayed with the scarecrow-juice (is that not what it's called?).

Not a good enough response, author.

Most penis-having gamers I know don't get offended that easily.

But cigarettes are fine?

"because she's a female celebrity in 2014, so she has to right?"

Do you mean Final Fantasy?

That isn't very ladylike.

"Taking [something] very seriously" is PR speak for "oh shit, you guys care?"

Perception fueled by evidence (being on reality TV). That being said, I totally believe her.

Guess how much sympathy I have for Box?

There's no way they passed it off as fish. It's mammalian flesh, that never looks like fish. Plenty of cultures have historically eaten whale (the Japanese at least still do).

Hiddleston, other Hemsworth, Gosling. So many wonderful choices. Thor is my type of man though, he's huge.