I know, I hate it when my partner is all "Oh fuck Dennis, that feels so good." It's like, "I'm a person and deserve to be treated as such."

If you're an East Coaster looking for an amazingly lovely long weekend trip with a boo, check out Tangier Island, VA. I only suggest this because it was the first place I had fried bread, and it was a game changer.

Is the guy three up from the bottom turning down a three-way for sports? Probably a soccer fan.

Are there many members of the pro-choice community who are not "alright with the thought of abortion"? This seems like a troll-y question, but I've always assumed that I can only be pro-choice because I think that abortion is tolerable. I wish fewer people got abortions, but that has nothing to do with any ideas of…

Do you think the "writing dumb apologies for racists" job is vacant? Or at least looking for better help? This liberal arts degree is just gathering fucking dust. I've got two samples below for any interested parties.

It is nice shitting on people who everyone already hates. What are marijuana tablets?

#hatersgonnahate Please stop covering anything Lady Gaga does that isn't a new song/album.

I'm with you like 90% of the way. Up until you seem to suggest that 16 year olds should be treated as adults in both situations, and not as children. We shouldn't try 16 year olds as adults for most crimes...

What's figuratively a gif?

Can you share with us what states those are so that I can stop going there (my guess is I don't go there already).

I know, and they have the gall to be speaking English too. Inauthentic!

Yeah, fuck the emotionally damaged. They don't deserve our love.

Just so that everyone is clear, you don't have to defend this objective dickhead.

Your determining what are legitimate questions bares a striking resemblance to plenty of other things that I hate.

This is a shitty back-pedal. Stick to your good points (that this smells like a witch-hunt and that everyone here seems to always believe anything an alleged victim says and not what the accused says).

Then these comments should be empty?

I don't want to be dragged into this complicated victim-blaming/realism argument. But I can't simultaneously assume that both the accuser and the accused are telling the truth if there stories are opposite ("He raped me." "No I didn't.").

You decided to try and out-troll the troll, let us see how this pans out. Also, your errant use of commas has me imagining the Shat reading your lines.

I think the Update would be better served at the top, you know, to pre-empt all this rage...

I don't think anyone who has read your posts would accuse you of being an intellectual.