Bill Simmons never evolved a day past his 25th birthday. He didn’t have to. Nobody has to when they achieve that level of success that soon.

He has a face for radio and a voice for print work.

I feel like I’ve outgrown Simmons. I would read his stuff religiously, bought his Book on Basketball, and Grantland introduced me to great writers like Jonah Keri, Zack Lowe, Wesley Morris, and others. Yet, over the last two years, I’ve been influenced more by Dan LeBatard and Bomani Jones which has changed how I view…

I am aware of his bio. He’s just Hollywood as hell. Total starfucker.

*Los Angeles

nailed it

HBO execs probably can’t wait for Simmons’ deal to be up, since by the Ewing Theory, their sports programming will get better after he leaves. No wait, Bill would have to be good at what he does for the Ewing Theory to apply.

Ballers has titties, Any Given Wednesday only has boobs

What does it say about you when the network that keeps renewing Ballers doesn’t want your sports takes?