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Here's the thing about "Making A Murderer": Steven Avery is fucking terrifying.

I hate the sunglasses and the guitar.

Here's the bullshit thing: if the Doctor is going to come back after 4 billion years and break all the rules to save Clara, why didn't he just go back 45 extra minutes and stop her from taking the lock from Rigsy?

"Retarded" is an especially interesting word to police, because, rather than being a slur, it is actually a precise term with a specific meaning: If you are two standard deviations below the median score on an IQ test, roughly the bottom 2%, you're retarded. Some genetic conditions like Down Syndrome can cause

"Scott Tenorman Must Die" is the episode where South Park really found its identity.

Where did you get that Copernicus was supposed to be a "magical Asian?" He is a pretty blatant parody of L Ron Hubbard.

I think it was also a riff on the scene in BTTF2 when Doc explains the diverging timelines to Marty by drawing them on a chalkboard

We must not be watching the same show. PB has been up to weird stuff since season 1, and around season 4, the subtext really started to become text, when Cinnamon Bun defected to the Fire Kingdom because PB was devious and Tree Trunks flat out called her a despot.

I don't think the references to "alignment" are a joke at all, except to the extent that it's a joke that Adventure Time's world explicitly borrows tropes from games.

I don't think Flame Princess ever stopped being evil. Finn just got used to dating an evil princess.

Sure. It's a kids' show. Ice King's violent non-consensual courtship of various princesses is purely chaste, and Finn's dreams about Flame Princess setting his crotch on fire contained no subtext or innuendo.

Come on, bro. Ice King likes princesses, and Ice King has a shocking disregard for consent.

Joshua was kind of a dick as well. The only major character on "Adventure Time" who has ever been a good father is Simon Petrikov, and now he is a rapist.

Since the first season, Adventure Time has included references to characters' "alignments," which is a reference to the morality system in "Dungeons and Dragons." At this point in the series, Finn is the only truly good character. Jake is neutral, and only goes in for the hero stuff because of Finn. The fact that

Does zombie Catelyn murdering a pregnant Walda Frey count as catharsis?

If they were going to cut out Lady Stoneheart, I think they would have cut out Beric Dondarrian resurrecting himself when he fought the Hound.

She was well under 18 when the show started, so she probably does not have the HBO nudity agreement in her contract. Alison Williams on GIRLS also has some no-nipple language in her contract that requires her sex scenes to look like the sex scenes in "Austin Powers."

That was a meet cute. Jaime even had Lollys married off to another dude to free up Bronn for a romantic arc with a Dornish princess.

All the writers who published hot takes last week about how offensive it was that Sansa's rape served Theon's redemption narrative don't understand this story. Reek does not get a redemption arc. He is a chickenshit child-murderer who got his dick cut off. Reek can't ever be a prince again, and he can't ever

Why is rape such a special thing that it can't be used as a plot device? Sansa knew exactly what Ramsay was, and what she was getting into. She knew what was going to happen on a wedding night. He made it really gross by insisting that Theon watch, but she knew Ramsay was gross, and she is on board with gross