This is one of the times I love the school I went to. It was private, so the school district had no control over anything they did.

WIIUME will have a built-in projector. Calling it now.

Probably the touchpad.

Hey, for the idiots who don't know to look anywhere else, Apple gets a share. For the smarter people, they don't. It's fair enough, isn't it?

So... Where to bike?

Do the officers accept those printed out books of the laws they're ticketing you for in NYC? The cops around here do it, and even offer apologies when they're mistaken.

Note to self: Move to England.

If I were an NYC cop, I'd place tickets on everything in the bike lane. Even other cop cars.

Plundering's actually illegal. All seized property goes to the military base, where it's sorted and sent back.

Sadly, this is the opinion of 99% of the world's art critics.

New York here. I've got a lot of family, so I'd at least like to be able to visit them on a fairly regular basis.

And this, dear friends, is why you don't use cats to test intra-dimensional transporters.

Indeed there is. The cows aren't actually producing breast milk, therefore the headline is wrong.

This isn't art, because it was created on an iPad. /s

The infinity sign offends me. Please remove it, Haslam.

And this is why I plan to move far away from this state after college.

I don't think any of us did...

You can get sued for throwing change at people, you know...

Alright. If every form of motion control is a gimmick, then so be it. It still sells, and I know a ton of people who prefer it to standard joypad control.

I feel like I should introduce you to my parents. They're sheeple. They actually do buy Apple products simply because they're made by Apple...