Umm... TV Tropes, anyone?

Because only hipsters use bookcases, amirite?

I've considered doing the same, but instead just removing the LED altogether. How difficult would that be?

I use a bit of duct tape.

Why's the rum always gone?

That wasn't in the article when I read it. In fact, that entire sentence was missing.

I plan on heading to E3 in 2013 (barring any Mayan apocalypses)... Anything I should know about the show in general? I'm an indie dev, and I've already cleared my credentials. I was actually accepted this year, but I've got a month before I'm eligible to go... Birthday's in July, E3's in June.

Why not just release it as one app with in-app purchases for the rest of the album? Something about this whole thing just seems very, very stupid. I'll call it art, and be on my way.

Where do you think the government gets the money for said federal expenditures?

No. That's not at all what I said. Stop twisting my words, sir.

To be perfectly honest, I find that kind of funny, in some demented sort of way.

Can we place just start launching the SWAT teams already? This is getting ridiculous.

I want to get an Apple TV2 for it's jailbreaking capabilities, but my television doesn't have HDMI inputs...

I'd imagine they're a US secret project. Sort of like a blimp. Perhaps those "weather balloon" claims weren't so far off after all?

Apple designs their products for Darwin award winners. It's true.

That kills things for an entirely different reason. Non-ionizing radiation vibrates particles, generating heat, whereas ionizing simply shreds DNA.

And yet Apple still hasn't activated the AM/FM tuner inside it's iPhone/iPod/iPad wireless chips... Interesting.

There are no unions in China. That's why we manufacture things in China.

But you can't say the world wouldn't be better without complete morons, a la kid mentioned in the article. I've got nothing against disabilities, race, etc. Only idiots that are literally too ignorant to function normally.

Are we creating another Frankenstein, Doctor? I'd love to contribute some of my... research...