But can it run Crysis?

I know, it's awesome. I kind of wish the iPod market worked the same way.

I bought a nice little Wenger (The ones they used to hand out as jobsite rewards) for about $5. Best knife I've had in a long while.

This, mate, is the power of an EULA. Read it. Always read it.

Sadly, it's a local business. Which is odd, because far too often I find myself telecommuting instead of being there in person. I'm their systems admin. They can afford to buy me an iPad.

If I were to get an iPad (which I am next month) and I want a keyboard for it (Which I don't think I'll need. We'll see.) then I would get a cheap Bluetooth keyboard.

Two years, mate. Two years. I'm taking my studio to E3 the year after graduation.

I'm not sure, I think the green one's better. This one just bugs my eyes.

You know... Lately, a lot of good's been coming out of Microsoft on the iOS front. Most notably, the world's best quick panorama app, Photosynth. I wouldn't be surprised if Skype actually becomes better after this.

I played Runescape for years, got a 99, quit, went to WoW, played for a month, stepped back and saw how terrible the gameplay of most MMOs actually is, and just quit.

Actually, I was wondering about that. I'd like to add another couple of terabytes to my desktop (or, better yet, throw it into next year's build). Any suggestions on what hard drives I could get away with? I'm set on an SSD for the OS + Applications, and hard drives for everything else. Maybe a RAID system?

Great. Fantastic.. What are the real-world applications of these things again, other than certain restaurants, information kiosks, and fancy airports?

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING AGAIN???

And yet Half Life's been rated one of the best games ever created. It would appear as though very few people agree with you.

Great. Excellent. Fantastic, even. You know, someone built a life-size level one Sentry from TF2 and sent it to Valve. It sits in their waiting room, being ominous and motion-activated. And RED.

Well, you know the Yogscast have a "movie" of sorts in Minecraft, their Shadow of Israphel series. Maybe he could do something like that.

Exactly. I don't hate iTunes. It's great media aggregation software that not only preserves playlists, track sequence, et cetera, but also is the only method of syncing to my iPod Touch(Which, in the PMP market, is very close to being almost entirely, but not completely, perfect.)... And, as far as I'm aware, Apple's…

I own an iPod Touch. Not because of music, but because it's a modern-day reinvention of the PDA, but it's not a cell phone, and therefore does not require an outrageous data plan. Also, I live in a city where Wi-Fi is fairly common, so I can access all the files, folders, and et ceteras I need from wherever I am, in a…

I use iTunes. Why? Because my PC, as well as any modern PC made within the past 3 years (that isn't a piece of crap) can run it with ease.

And hipsters everywhere weep. Which they should. That's what they get for being hipsters.