He's using his left hand to hold his phone. That seems strange. And prone to failure.

My apologies. I was drunk.

@MrHaroHaro: Mulan is the fashion capital of the world. Subsequently, it is inhabited by homosexual fashion designers.

@ubmic: Ghillie suits?

Monty Python, anyone?

@decaye: A piece of hard, tough plastic. Think drink cup, not disposable fork.

@jschwalbe: Funny story. Where I live, there's a little shop called The Dam Store.

@Lorem Ipsum: Ha, that's hilarious. Why does it even have floodgates, anyway?

@Shaddz: For laptops, Alienware is king of gaming. It offers the most cost-effective laptop with specs that outpace most desktops.

I'm actually a big fan of the aesthetics of Pripyat, Ukraine. They had a combination of classic and post-modern architecture. Really beautiful stuff. Shame about Chernobyl.

@decaye: I have a home-made pentalobe screwdriver. Want one?

@syronimus: The Ministry of Silly Sitting? Interesting...

@Settings: Hey, at least it's activity. Unlike what a lot of people do...

@RaindropBebop: While I occasionally recommend iPhones, I do it for a reason. Typically, the people are too stupid to use an Android phone.

@andrewle: Some models, yes. I've got a 2007 Inspiron 530 that's worked fine. Always has. I assume you want me to believe that that's garbage as well?

@isights: It won't take it out, but it'll be a meaningful competitor. The same cannot be said for all the other tablets running Android.

@snownpaint1: As a man who had a very, very nasty second degree burn, I have to say, this is a technology I can get behind.

@Tim_Ballard: Which is why some skin cell research is legal, and... Wait, didn't Obama legalize it all?

@Chewbenator: Would explain why he shoots blue (and red) dummkopfs out of that thing....

@bassem8246: Finally! I can understand why people are revolting over there.