It wasn't the company founder. Dean Kamen, king of New Dumpling, invented the Segway. The British guy who rode off a cliff recently bought the Segway brand.

I don't think we'll have another round within the next few years. Microsoft basically created a new "console" with their Kinect (They certainly hyped it like one, and probably intend to use it to lengthen the lifespan of their console), and Sony launched the PS3 slim (which, keeping with their former launch schedules,…

What do you want to bet the "freshly shredded US dollar bills" are from the enormous inventory that the government prints, but never puts into circulation?

@Yazah: Little Big Planet, my friend. The happiest game I've ever played.

@boopadoo: Is that jug-flute hero? I love that game!

I... I'm a gamer, sort of. I like gaming, I just... I don't know, I can't really get into the games anymore. Maybe it's just that I'm not playing the right games. Maybe I should start looking toward the indie field, and stop following the blockbusters.

I've got a nine character alphanumeric password. It's kept my accounts unhackable for years (I use it, and another bundle of codes, interchangeably. I do change them once or twice a month, but they're on a randomized cycle. Which is why I have a list (encrypted with an AES 256-bit key) that holds what password goes…

@triplecheeseburger: They just subliminally pressure you into buying the new one, or thinking your device is inadequate.

@HektikLyfe: Why not? He already does everything.

@TankBean: A sort of license to have children... Actually, that doesn't sound half bad. It would have kept my cousin from ripping apart half of my family, that's for certain.

@xTRICKYxx: It's a fallback. However, luckily for Rockstar, the "bad" footage the media uses gives it good publicity somehow.

@wookie1901: Maybe the plane isn't going the same way as the cars, homeslice.

@Bucky Rodgers (4:19. Just light the fuckin thing): I thought she was too busy keeping tabs on Russia from her front porch...

@Foxhack: We've got the Kerrigan models... I think it's possible.

@Boibi: Seeing this... I'm wondering if Blizzard didn't just take their Warcraft models and use them in WoW...

@ThePriceofEggsinMalta: @THIS STATEMENT IS VERIFIABLY INCORRECT. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SNOZZBERRIES.

@Ken: I saw that, but I was broke. I hope to have some cash soon, though.

@Ken: I know I'm picking up FO:NV if it goes on sale on Steam. Just for mods like this.

@Jonathan Braam Miller: You want a console for the games that either: A) Don't work as well on the PC, or B) have no benefits over playing them on the console.

@Bucky Rodgers (4:19. Just light the fuckin thing): Yeah, it is. But it's the world's largest coffee chain, and I don't think your silly "portion control" issues will change that.