This doesn't make sense how? They didn't really make a big deal out of it (If I recall correctly, it was a silent release for Chrome only.)

@macpatrik: With this logic, everyone would have been pushed away from computers by now as well. Yet you and I are here, talking about it.

That slide-out tablet is a small portable laptop with a new form factor and a touchscreen. Not really a tablet.

@Captain K'nuckles: Probably not. But it's shiny. and aluminum, and made by Apple out of magic and rainbows. Three things this clearly isn't.

@merc-ai: Hey, there's always Minecraft.

@Blyr: I have an external hard drive. I just run the game and it's mods off that.

@Mutatopotato: That's the waterfront... MOD. NOW.

Using higher-quality textures a graphics overhaul does not make. It still looks like a game from the early 2000s.

@OutlawDominus: A greater feat than the pyramids?

I drink tea, and I'm from the American Southeast. And no, it's not sweetened Iced tea either. Typically, I'll have Chai or mint teas, but I've got a can of Earl Grey in the cabinet as well.

@Sundeiru: Until last update, where it rapidly decays. Do your research.

@cowboyhugbees: Sort of.

Looks decent. A little small, but decent. It's ASUS, however. What do you expect?

Wait, does this mean people don't have to keep hacking the Kinect, since they're making a Kinect clone for the PC? It'll make things much easier, that's certain.

@PortableGoogle:

@Pripyat: I'm not entirely sure, really. I think, however, it'll be easy enough to not run out of ammo. And if you run out of ammo belts for your repeating nerf rifle, pull out one of your seven sidearms and kill any zombie that comes by while you reload.

@Vecha: Kotaku Friends work like the Stock Market: Yeah. Which means... Guess what. Sign your homebrew/games with that key, and the PS3 will read it just like it's official software.

@Vecha: Kotaku Friends work like the Stock Market: Geohot just released the PS3 root key, haven't you heard?

I just got a PS3, I love Angry Birds... Time to buy a PSN card.

Great. I'm still legally blind, however, and as such cannot use these. Fix it.