@Jackstick: I see what you did there...

@reddyroc: Beat me to it.

I've developed a nearly foolproof way to make tea. I have a small cast-iron teapot, and a "tea basket" that holds the tea in the water. Just pour the tea into the basket, place it in the pot, fill it with water, and place it on the stove.

@Pwnage: Interesting...

@Pwnage: I did not know this. How do I enable it?

@Nitesh: Ah, I love miniature contained nuclear generators.

@MaxPoint: *drops phone*

So... We just wait until the end of Moore's Law, and wait for Apple to integrate a SIM... And we'll finally have better batteries? Because that's what I'm getting from the last paragraph.

@LordHelmet: Ah, but you forget... You will soon be able to use the same jailbreak for every firmware revision on the iPod Touch 4g and other assorted newer Apple devices. Haha!

@Chernobyl: It's a prototype. Of course it doesn't work correctly. They'll get all the bugs worked out before it ships to market.

@aec007: ADSW? I thought everyone called it WASD. The more you know...

@Michael Scrip: Wide-angle lenses.

@arachnophilia: Give the kids dual sawed off Winchesters.

@Splotch Eleven: Just pull out your knife and start running. I guarantee you'll run faster than everyone else on that plane.

@Geckolord: No, I know exactly how thermonuclear devices work. It initiates fission by firing a plug of plutonium into a ring of plutonium that is slightly smaller than the plug, if I'm not mistaken.

Okay... Now all we need is a way to stream video and music from an iTunes connected computer on the same Wi-Fi network, and a way to push media from the iPod to the computer.

@FluxDecapitator: It's uncomfortable enough to make the full body scanner seem like the lesser of two evils. I'd suggest it, at least nobody touches you.

@Geckolord: So if you tamper with the nuke, you get nuked? THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME!

@Elliuotatar: Yes... But you can see his dick. I don't like that picture. Can we get a censor bar?

@iphone_myphone: Let's see here. Do we remember anything from that class we took on Fluid Dynamics, or perhaps on Geography?