@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Right... I did hear that one of those new jailbreaky thingies did feature an unlock, but I'm not sure. I guess you're better off taking the Dev Team's word on this.

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Oh, right. Sorry. Was in a spree somewhere else, and it seems to have carried over. My apologies.

@MattWPBS: Yeah, but that isn't the way things work around here. Jesus Diaz is like Officer Bubbles, if you catch my drift.

@GoreBurnelli: And this is why we have Windows and Linux, my friend. If you don't like it, there ARE alternatives.

@Channan: So.. It's like the Ubuntu Software Center that we've had for years... Oh well, if I ever want to get a Mac for graphic design (Which I will. Great college computers, Macs.), it'll be an easier transition. Things look nice. And walled. But Windows is still here, so I'll bootcamp.

@Sheldon J. Plankton: Indeed... A walled garden...

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: You do realize that there IS a jailbreak for 4.1 on the iPhone 4, right? Just curious... Because it seems like you don't.

@MattWPBS: I would watch that star if I were you... Jesus Diaz doesn't like stuff like this. Just a little heads up.

@Settings: You know... I think McDonalds got hold of some of Aperture Science's Propulsion Gel before it was taken off the market. How else could a hamburger go straight through you in less than an hour?

@djdare: See? It's good for us, because it prevents any person in authority from messing things up for the rest of us.

@CandyBacon: I guess it's who he is, and his political standing. But I'm libertarian, so I could care less. He seems to be a pretty nice guy.

@A.Jaswal: Because nobody else decided to do it first?

@anonpwny: I love that place... Did you know that, during fall, they actually use those pumpkins as decoration around the park?

@MarcusMaximus: Just out of curiosity, can I have an example of just what kind of lawsuit?

@kosai: If you build it, they will come.

+1 just for the picture of a cat there. Nice job...

@sweetelectro: Okay, clear something up for me... Since when did the iPad have a microphone, and why am I just now hearing about this?

You know what's funny? Most of these machines still run fabulously, just like they did 25 years ago...

@CrispyAardvark: Oh come on. You just had to ruin it, didn't you?

@Yeah!: That's Steve Jobs. This is fun.