Was expecting you to say “It was only a 4 cylinder....”

FZJ80...of course you did.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

I did Nazi that coming.

Nice but where is the hatchback version?

One day a blonde comes up to a man’s door and asks him if he has any odd jobs. The man says “I’ll give you $50 to paint the porch out back.” The blonde goes to work and after 30 minutes, she comes back, and tells the man she is done. “Wow, that was fast,” the man says. The blonde replies, “yes, I know, but that …

Correction, American’s don’t buy small GM cars**

I think that climate might also play a role. Because rust.

xkcd did it better. You get the sense of scale instead of it just being described. https://xkcd.com/1040/

I am the best tool for my car.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Well, the guy next to backwards hat woman appears to be looking down at the vacant space, which lends credence to the “ducked down immediately” theory.

Believe it or not that’s the government-designated place where they’re supposed to do this (Plaster City OHV area)

I agree with your prediction but holyshit would I hate Ford.

For anyone who hasn’t done so yet...do NOT watch your favorite childhood shows as an adult if you aren’t prepared to suspend reality. What I mean is, I grew up watching “The A-Team”, “Dukes of Hazzard”, “Knight Rider”, and a host of other TV shows, such as “MacGuyver” from the 80s. As an adult, particularly the ones…

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

Spoiler alert.

That one is easy. the towing setup on back shows a class III hitch. he probably tows a trailer a lot and that is a redneck “airfoil” to hopefully give him some gas mileage back when towing. Sadly it won’t because towing anything large with a under powered dodge caravan is a very bad idea.

Or, he is an illegal baby…

Pictured - the ‘supercharger’

Honey? Have you seen my key to the Internet?... It's a card... It has a little gold thing thing on it. Someone wrote on it in Sharpie... I don't know why they wrote on it... Yes, that does seem like an odd thing to do. Please, honey, focus. Have you seen it? It's importa... No, I'm not being short with you....…