The Turkish government is so paranoid that they’ll link someone farting while standing in line in a ministry building on Gülen. 

“Yo, Yildirim!”

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

Weird, I grew up in South Florida as a Bills fan. I guess the fire is always brighter in the other dumpster.

You, sir, are a real whiz!

+1 Shut em’ down

+1 soggy mattress

“The driver and his female passenger switched seats in the vehicle...“

I’m Donald Trump and I approve this comment.

(If nothing else, let this put the lie to any claim that Bills fans wouldn’t waste beer to put out a man on fire.)

23,463rd snap since 1999 without hope.

Dash of bitters.

That was Peggy.

0.10363 I fixed that for you.

“The stalwart tackle, who had played in 10,363 straight offensive snaps since debuting for Cleveland in 2007".

A cocktail requires three ingredients. Don Draper taught me that.

I also think 10363 pretty much are the numbers of Browns’ wins the past 5 seasons.

Teams often get much worse when their best player is injured. Let’s see if the Browns turn into a bad team now.

Bleach + Ammonia = Chlorine gas (cocktail)

First offensive snap for the Browns since 2006 without Joe Thomas ;-(