The Scion xB really isn't that lame. It's unabashedly minivan-esque, and it makes no attempt to be fast. I can respect that kind of unpretentiousness. That's what I think of the xB: unpretentious. Now, you could say 'but hipsters are the most pretentious people around!', but that's not what I have in mind. I have in…

You're a fucking retard. What's your bias, are you a squid or do you like shooting brown people? This piece of shit hit a car, and ran. Clearly, clearly ran. You think anybody is going to give a shit about the Subaru owner speeding and crossing a double yellow, when clearly the bike is doing it first? Why would it…

Dude, you write like that, and you expect me to believe you interned at a magazine?

McCain won in 08! Holy shit dude you can see the future.

You know that current day Volkswagens are some of the least reliable cars on the road, right?

I agree with you bro. This is fucking Gawker; it's like YouTube comments, but everyone has a visage of smug self-superiority. The Corolla is one of the best cars money can buy.

Jesus Diaz is a fucking prick dude. I feel you bro.

Okay, when I came to this page, I thought "wow, it's so painfully obvious what the car is that I'm not even going to bother". Looking at Jalopnik's top two suggestions, I see I have to intervene. It is CLEARLY an early 90's Pontiac Grand Am FOUR DOOR. Not the coupe, the SEDAN. Google that shit. You know it's a Grand…

Not on the sedan.

Cobalt SS SC/TC was $21,500.

You want to vandalize other people's cars, and you call yourself a car lover?

You're all wrong. It's a white Reventon.

To see a veteran go around spray painting cars is pretty fucked up if you ask me...

Looks pretty cool, actually.

unless they're naked.

Quick, handles great, and STUPID cheap. You can get one with just 50K miles on the odo for less than $10K.

Yeah, it was pretty much better in every way. They jumped the fucking Subaru through a goddamned trailer home!

This one was so much better:

What a waste of DeLoreans.

Is that a joke or are you an idiot? Hyde Amendment, what's thaaaat derp.