What did it say?

Like when a friend sends me sad news in a PM and in trying to pull up the conversation, I hit the "thumbs up" button by mistake. That button is in the worst place.

That is frickin' scary.

6 a.m. and already that Prez ain't right. — Hank Hill

And Donny Osmond's socks.

He seems like a lock for an Oscar. Dude was scary good.

War for the Planet of the Apes, Dunkirk, and Detroit. It was a moody, contemplative sort of weekend.

I was off Friday and finally saw War for the Planet of the Apes with a friend, who I subsequently got pissed off at, then Saturday I saw Detroit, and capped off my movie-going with another viewing of Dunkirk on Sunday (with two friends who hadn't seen it yet—they loved it as much as I did). So basically it was a…

Why, Lisa, WHY???

Are you talking about Doug Stanhope?

I only know of a Soy Bomb.

I didn't say you couldn't deep fry your shirt—I said you shouldn't!

You know, though, I look really good with a stop-motion cat on my head, and even better breathing fire.

"Hell of an hour" is something an *old* would say. Git 'em, everyone!!

Yes, indeed. Now I just need your last name and your bank account number and we're set!

"The password is…covfefe."

I don't know that!

PWR BTTM ##!@33

El Starro Trekko.

No, he needs his own FINE BORDEAUX.