Like charm school, it sounds.

—Robert Mapplethorpe

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found our new Odd Couple!

That's when you buy the solid kind instead of the stuff in a can.

Oh, no no no. Mexicans and Puerto Ricans traditionally hate each other (according to my Mexican relatives and Puerto Rican friends-I'm-not-supposed-to-have).

They're still calling him _guero_.

It's a pizza sammich. Or a pizza pot pie. I dunno, I just like all the starchy zoning out after.

"How do you feel about striped pants with a matching shirt?"

And two knees for lower punching!

"They're too busy looking at Hillary's e-mails to bother with us. We're free and clear, baby!"

*Robert Mueller pours a bourbon, relaxes*

This reminds me that William Shatner was a trained Shakespearean actor, according to one of my professors. She also noted that the training apparently didn't take.

Isn't that Tumblr's default?

I tweeted long and hard about getting it a second season, to no avail (though the cast seemed to appreciate it) :D

YOU MONSTER.

HOT HOT HOT! Like, my A/C isn't working properly, so the time I spent at home was miserable. The time at my dad's Saturday was nice (he's sundowning earlier in the day now, though, so…ugh), and after that, I saw Spidey with friends (liked it quite a bit). Sunday was low-key with one errand and some catching up on…

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, he's a dumbass, which doesn't help.

You silly bunt!

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