Yeah, but that's not fair to his baby mama. Luckily, the kid's too young to know the difference.

Is that the one Jessica has? I don't think that one can be stolen.

"Will, everyone on your tribe is enjoying a nice Pinot Grigio, but you have to drink Fresca. Should've stayed in school, young man!"

Kodos or GTFO!

I know at one of the latter. Luckily, he lives in CA and his vote didn't matter, but still.

And a place with at least one guest room and extra bathroom for your AV Club Comic-Con friends… :D Seriously, though, good luck! It's a great city!

"F.U." works for me.

Maybe they're not all racists, but by voting for Trump, they gave tacit approval to racism (and misogyny and homophobia and Islamophobia), so they can all screw themselves sideways with a rusty chainsaw.

30% of Latinos agree :(

I would like to see his scenes.

SIIIIIGH. Get off my lawn! You can leave your Springsteen boots, though.

Pretty sure their concert is the reason I have some hearing loss in my left ear (because that's the ear that got shoved up against a speaker from quite some time during the tumult in the crowd). D'oh.

I heard "Avatar" and I thought, well, this is gonna be pretty but boring.

Especially Grodd & Co.!

I like it, too, but I also really liked Dick Wells and miss him.

A "world-class television event" on SyFy? Home of four (or is it five?) Sharknado films? Alien, please!

You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Ray Jay, or you can call me Jay Ray, but ya doesn't have to call me Muppetf***er.

Thank you. I really didn't know about them.

Don't be injecting reality into our fantasy of a Californian Utopia. Haven't we all suffered enough this week?

You were most certainly not.