Ha, this came up months ago in another forum I read and the answer was: Pretty much everyone.

I haven't ugly cried yet, but I have teared up. Tearing up right now reading through this thread (mostly because I'm grateful to have this place to come to, not because of The AV Club etc.).

Same here, but for my 10-year-old niece and nephew.

I've been stress eating for awhile now. My skirt is tight today. On the plus side, I'll probably go from pre-diabetic to diabetic faster and hasten my own death, which at this point is no longer something I fear :(

I had to get off social media last night. Went back this morning and am seeing the gloating. At least I know who to unfriend when I get home tonight.

I went to bed feeling nauseous. Woke up okay, turned on the news, right back to nausea. Ugh.

CA passed the weed law. I can't wait to go to Ralph's and buy some!

In Dik's case, you really don't want to know (hint: his nose is involved).

Masochism?

Alien Invasion/Giant Meteor 2016!

How about Canadian citizenship? I could use that right now. For me and my kitties, please!

I'm going between numbness and depression.

His trial is set for before the inauguration. He ain't president until then.

Rogelio Imbroglio!

She's gonna be so horrified. It's gonna be great!

I fully expect them to be there in the morning. Every day will be Taco Tuesday!

Nah, he dances away upon the fourth utterance.

Peanut Butter Sandwiches do get old after awhile.

That's how he got Sammy Davis Jr. to appear. You want Tony Todd's Candyman, you gotta say it five times.

NOPE.